eurocrap the decentralised eu agency for crap related matters
The urgent need to pretend Britain was never a part of EU, which all of us know it never was...in the four hundred plus years of eu, not once was the thirty year old nation of UK a part of either Europe, nor is it anything but laughable that it ever was part of eu. This language we are currently using, Bottlobisch, was invented by Vikings to control their slaves, and the only language that makes less sense is possibly Pig Latin, or the languages which birth-injured twins speak to one another, which only they can understand.
Therefore, the usage of Bottlobisch is in accordance with Article 36 Protocol 451, which states:
"...it is (therefore) to remain in the strictest of secrecy, along with how old eu actually is, and that we steal a LOT of money, as individuals, which then eu makes excuses for, that all references to "English" or "Brexit" be referred-to, respectively, as "Bottlobisch", and, "That Time Leon Shagged Martin's Mother". (Art 36, Prot 451)Do Not Ever, Ever, Ever Mention Art 36, Prot 451, EVER Again. Even at family reunions!!! (Art 36, Prot 451) Oh, eu CAN cite Art 36, Prot 451 anytime eu wants to...especially at family reunions! What are you going to do, try to repeat that time Leon shagged Martin's mother? Because, it won't work! Because we have pictures of you, no matter who you are....and don't make us tell you, again, understand Bottlobisch, don't you?
Which reminds eurocrap....
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